Man fights to live after face is eaten by naked attacker in Miami via @nydailynews

The attacker had to be shot more than six times to be taken down. #zombieapocalypse

Elderly couple die in crash near their Catskills home because they couldn’t get cell phone signal

“Nine times, the call would not go through — so the panicked seniors tried to escape themselves, with disastrous results.”

Body of UCSD Student Discovered at the Bottom of A Deep Mud Cave Near Borrego Springs via @LAist

“It appears that Pino fell into the crevice feet first. He either hit bottom or his shoulders were broad enough to keep him from falling even deeper.”

Killer Swan Blamed for Man’s Drowning

“An angry swan is being blamed for knocking a man out of his kayak in a Chicago pond and then continuing to attack until the man drowned.”

Body of missing SoCal woman found up in a tree in Australia

Nurse, 45, died two days after fifth session of cosmetic surgery in a MONTH

“A distraught Mrs Daish said after the inquest: ‘She had five beauty treatments in the month before she died. The day after one of them she was vomiting all day for 12 hours.”

Boy, 16, died after ‘endurance game’ ended in tragedy

“An inquest in Portsmouth heard the catering student had tried before to put his head in the loop of the rope – which was just a few inches from the ground – to see how long he could endure it.”